HOW TO MAKE YOUR VET RICH
Don't use flea prevention.
Don't use heartworm prevention.
Don't spay/neuter your pet.
Don't vaccinate or finish puppy/kitten vaccines.
Don't deworm your pet.
Feed whatever is on sale or the cheapest (i.e. Ol'Roy, Special Kitty).
Give bones, raw meat, or table scraps to your pet.
Treat your pet like a small human when it comes to medications.
Buy your pet in a superstore parking lot or a flea market.
Buy a breed based only on how cute it looks or because you saw it on TV/movie.